Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Funny and not-so-funny

It's very kind of the Chinese to attempt to cater to us English-speakers by often translating their signage. However, sometimes a bit is lost in translation and the results can be very humorous. Among my favorites was this sign that was posted in a bathroom the other day:


On a separate note, I came across these two opinion articles in the China Daily newspaper last week. As our time in China winds down, they fittingly comment on some of the most important issues I've learned about in China. A bit lengthy, but may make you think twice about your freedom of speech and also how manufacturing fakes can hurt a nation.

Speaking up a virtue, not sin
By Chen Weihua (China Daily)
China Daily 12/06/2008 page4

Tragedies keep happening at Shanghai universities. Three weeks ago, it was four students jumping to their deaths from a burning sixth-floor dormitory at the Shanghai Business College. This week, news from the Shanghai-based East China University of Political Science and Law was not of physical injury, but it deeply traumatized many Chinese. Yang Shiqun, a professor of ancient Chinese language at the school, wrote on his blog (shiqun2007.blog.sohu.com) that two of his students reported him to the city's public security bureau and education committee, accusing him of making counter-revolutionary comments during a lecture, critical of government and Chinese culture. This is bizarre. While revolutionary, counter-revolutionary and reactionary were among my first English words added to my vocabulary in the 1970s, they have rarely been used since 1978, when the country opted to forget slogans like, "Never forget class struggle". Counter-revolution, once a top crime according to the Chinese criminal law, was abolished in 1997. students from such an elite law school are supposed to know more about this than the average Chinese. Counter-revolutionary crime, even under the old criminal law, referred to those whose aim it was to overthrow the government. That surely had nothing to do with Professor Yang's criticisms of government practice and Chinese culture. At the same time, students as young as these two, born many years after the "cultural revolution" (1966-76), cannot fully understand what counter-revolutionary means for the many people who were persecuted under such a name during the several leftist movements three decades ago. By accusing their professor of being a reactionary, the two female students have done nothing but opened old wounds on such crimes that once tore apart our nation. It is truly regrettable. But, what it has profoundly revealed is the lack of academic freedom present on our campuses. Our students, taught under the same crammed system since kindergarten, are not used to critical thinking and listening to opposing views, let alone enjoying and embracing them. As the saying goes, "let a hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend". Freedom of expression is a constitutional right guaranteed for every Chinese citizen, so Professor Yang ought to be free to criticize in the classroom, without fear of retribution. Besides, universities are supposed to be a platform for exercising this right, otherwise, there is no need to send our children to these institutions. In fact, the word revolutionary means a sudden, complete, or marked change, while a counter-revolutionary is one who acts after a revolution to try and overturn or reverse it. In this sense, being counter-revolutionary could be good or bad depending on the outcome and beneficent or pernicious character at the heart of the revolution that is reversed. We have heard critics call the pre-emptive strike in Iraq revolutionary. And in this case, it certainly does not refer to anything positive. So a counter-revolution to reverse the notion of a pre-emptive strike would indeed be a good thing for humankind and world peace. We also know that in the last 30 years, China chose reform, not revolution. The word reform is in stark contrast to revolution because it advocates a gradual change, not an abrupt one. While many Chinese intellectuals are appalled by the action of the two students, those in support of them, who believe Professor Yang should be restrained from making such comments, is equally disturbing. If another revolution is ever needed, it should be one to change our education system and bring back academic freedom to our schools.


Copycat culture harms holders of IP rights
By Yao Ying (China Daily)
China Daily 12/06/2008 page4

A recent video about a small street in Nanjing, Jiangsu province, is amusing, but also thought-provoking. It has attracted many Web users in China. The video captures various "well-known" brands on the street: Pizza Huh, Bucksstar Coffee, I-Eleven, Haagon-Bozs The logos resemble the originals in such a "creative" way that one netizen commented, not without ridicule, "it is definitely a new achievement in human imagination". It was later suspected to be a marketing ploy to rent new shops on the street at a better price, for the logos disappeared within days after the video was put online. The street does not actually sell rip-off brands. However, it is now dubbed a shanzhai street as the visual impact best illustrates the wildly popular copycat culture in China, which is embodied in this buzzword. "Shanzhai literally means mountain villages which are remotely located and usually out of administrative control. The word was first used to describe underground factories in southern China where local manufacturers made rip-off world-class brands. The term now refers to all kinds of off-brand and knock-off products. It can also describe things that are improvised or home-made. We have the shanzhai edition of computers, costumes, cars, movies, TV series, pop stars, and buildings such as the Tian'annmen Rostrum and the White House. The shanzhai culture as a celebration of the DIY spirit or as a parody to mainstream culture can add fun to our daily lives. However, we should remain vigilant against it as a justification for rip-off products. Lately there has been a tendency in the public discourse to rationalize, justify or even glorify such intellectual property (IP) rights violations. Take shanzhai mobile phones as an example. The majority of shanzhai handsets copy the latest models of brand names in every detail, both in function and appearance. Reportedly, it generally takes two months for a registered handset maker to have a new model pass official tests, while unregistered imitators do not have to go through that procedure. The copycats take advantage of the time window to copy the original design, make the handset, sell it at a much lower price and reap huge profits before the brand name one can even make it to the market. It is estimated that the number of shanzhai handsets produced last year was 150 million, about one-third of the domestic market. They are also sold in Southeast Asia, Africa and the Middle East, posing a big threat to the legal manufacturers. Some say that knock-off mobile phones exist for a good reason: Consumers benefit greatly as the handsets come at a fraction of the price of the original. The ongoing financial crisis may also have a role to play in some consumers' growing interest in the shanzhai edition of products. It has become almost a trend to find ways to spend less for more. However, no matter in what times we find ourselves, consumers interests should not be at the expense of legitimate IP right holders. IP laws are there to protect the interests of patent, copyright and trademark holders for a limited period of time. They are devised not only to reward innovators, but also to encourage further creativity. Imitators make money by evading license fees and shunning investment in research and development. If they are not held accountable, society is rewarding copycats while punishing innovators. The result could be catastrophic: Everyone will choose to copy others because R&D is not compensated. The market will be flooded with the same kind of poorly-designed and badly-made products that have
short lives and lack after-sale services. Some people may argue that there is a certain degree of innovation in shanzhai products. Yet how much creativity is involved when the only modification a certain knock-off iPhone has made is to name itself Hi-Phone? Or can you call it innovation when another copycat turns this popular Apple product into a clamshell style phone? And how about KFG vs KFC and adidos vs adidas? Some even compare shanzhai to the garage culture in Silicon Valley, where Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak designed the Apple 1 computer, and William Hewlett and David Packard launched the HP. Shanzhai culture is fundamentally different because it is far from being innovative, which is key to the development of science and technology. If underground manufacturers in China want to grow big some day, they will have to do much more than play simple tricks. The problem is that few harbor such dreams: All they care about is to make quick money. Why take risks by investing in R&D in a market where trends change every few months? Still there are some people who justify the need for knock-off brand names by claiming that it is the licensed producers that are ripping off consumers by charging too high a price. It may be true that some big brands make mistakes in pricing in a developing country such as China. And the errors may finally cost them dearly in the market. However, it is unreasonable to let them pay a price by infringing upon their IP rights. The illogical link some people make between these two separate issues reflects the lack of respect for IP laws in China. In recent years, IP awareness among Chinese people has been improved and the government has been constantly battling against piracy. One noticeable change is that pirated DVDs are now much more difficult to come by on the streets. But the current popularity of the copycat culture under the name of shanzhai may turn out to be a disservice to that healthy trend. While some imitations may make you laugh, but the ones that shake IP protection to its very foundations will destroy our long-cherished hope to see more Created-in-China products in the market. Implementation of IP laws should be strengthened to curb such illegal practices.

Friday, December 12, 2008

A (not so) Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Bathroom

For months I've weighed the idea of posting a blog about the bathrooms in China, mostly because I wasn't sure how to accurately describe my observations without being totally distasteful. In a quick Internet search, I see I'm not the first female to feel this way. I think the article below properly (and not too disgustingly) describes my experience.

Why to the Chinese squat to pee (holes in the ground vs toilet seats)?

With the quick modernization of cities in China, we now see flush toilets almost everywhere. New buildings, large stores and restaurants are installing them. But there is still a problem: How to use them.

Chinese people believe toilet seats transmit diseases, even the young educated urban people will refuse to sit and use a flush toilet like Westerners do.

Chinese ladies have developed two techniques to cope with the issue: One is to squat over the seat, their feet well rested on the seat itself. This practice explains the shoe marks on the seat, in case you are wondering, and the leftovers at the back of the seat…

The other technique is to stand up, putting the legs on each side of the toilet. This has the unfortunate result of spreading body fluids as well as solids all over the seat and often, on the floor.

The introduction of flush toilets in China without proper education and information on how to use the device, it’s safety, and the absence of knowledge about hygiene standards one should follow in its presence has created a most unfortunate situation.

Toilets are dirtier now than ever. Dirtier than the traditional squat toilet. They can, indeed, because they are so badly used in China, transmit diseases and are, I am sure, an important source of transmission of germs of all kind.

I have seen sophisticated and educated women in Beijing (at J&J too!) climb and put their shoes, with unstable balance, directly on the toilet seat and leave it, afterwards, covered with what you can guess, without a single thought for the next user.

I worry because of taboos that no one will intervene or initiate an awareness campaign to help improve this situation, which is reaching quite disturbing proportions.

In China, we should also note that, contrary to flush toilets, spitting everywhere is not seen as a health hazard.

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Further suggested reading:
Toilet Thoughts http://sheinchina.blogspot.com/2008/07/toilet-thoughts.html
Toilet Paper: The Yardstick of Civilization http://www.epinions.com/content_1875681412
Step by Step: How to use a Chinese Toilet http://www.ehow.com/how_2075957_use-chinese-toilet.html

Thursday, December 11, 2008

An Orientation to Typical Chinese Airplane Food

The following was given to us on a China Eastern flight from Shanghai to Guilin.

Clockwise from the top right:

1) The tiniest cup of water you've ever seen on an airplane. Size: Average adult, 2 sips. A Dad, 1 sip (didn't your dad ever say, let me have a bite and then he'd eat half the sandwich?). And a child = 3-4 sips. The water is good and clean, just highly rationed.

2) A slice of cake that tastes exactly like my Grandma Ruth's Passover Sponge Cake. YUM. Don't worry Grandma, yours is still better!

3) In the green package are Onion Cookies. Yep, Onion Cookies. If Sour-Cream-N-Onion Potato Chips and Lorna Doone Cookies had a baby... I actually really liked them. AP, not so much (more for me!).

4) On the bottom left we have our "Wet Turban." In America, we know this as a Wet-Nap.

5) Ahh, the infamous Chinese Airline rolls. For some reason, Chinese airlines seem to provide a lot of white bread. This particular flight gave us 2 rolls. Bring on the peanut butter and jelly and I'm set! Unfortunately, trusty PP&J don't fly the Friendly Chinese Skies.

6) Top left, the box that all the food comes in. Not sure why fruity desserts with whip cream are pictured on the sides ... But written on the box are funny messages like: "Welcome to you happiness in the airplane" and "China Eastern smile to you comfort."

7) The small package in the top center are "Aviation Pickles" which as best as Aaron and I can figure out is pickled radish in an airtight bag (expiration date 2050). I have yet to try said pickles but I always see AP putting them on one of his many rolls. I guess he isn't at a loss for Mr. PB and Mrs. J.

8) The Yellow Bag is my favorite Chinese Airplane food: Dried fruits. Mangos, Apples, Bananas. Delish.

9) And last but not least, the small blue package in the middle: "Gluten Moistey Ball." Otherwise known as a mint.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Birthday Memories in Haiku: 5 7 5

Haikus are patterned
Syllables: five, seven, five
That's what makes them fun.

I had some spare time
I wrote these Haikus for you
I hope you smile

I first sent these out
Only to my family
Now I put on blog.

Prices Take Shanghai
Aplogize for delay
We are fully back

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It is my birthday
I cant believe I'm thirty
Aaron still older.

Shanghai, one week more
I will very miss my Gu
Might have to steal him

Gu has good advice
He say when stock market down
Turn screen upside down!

Waiting for AP
What is in store for tonight?
$30 for 30.

My hair is a mess
My pants are a little tight
Need Herve and fruit

Roman and Eden
Joshua and Benjamin
You are all so big

I am still waiting
Aaron thirty minutes late
"Better or for worse"

Guilin last weekend
Beautiful mountains, river
Everything for sale

Movers come today
9 months put into boxes
Aar framed everything.

So, for now so long
Maybe, future, more haikus
You should try them too.

If you enjoyed this
Post a comment or respond
But, must be Haiku!!

Smile Shanghai

Hello there! Remember us!? You may remember me as Aaron from Rebecca and Aaron's blog. We've been way behind and we're going to try to start catching up and even retroactively blogging a bit. We have so many BTD (blogs-to-do) that we've have developed quite a BLOB (back log of blogs). Look for more F'n (frequent) posts soon. Here's one now...

A few months ago, my sister forwarded me a website by Bren Bataclan and his Smile project. Bren is an artist from Boston who paints very interesting cartoon characters and distributes some for free around town with a note attached that says, "This painting is yours if you smile at random people more often." On his website, he has pictures of his work from various locations (Smile New York, Smile Chicago, etc...) as well as some fantastic emails he's received from some of the random recipients of his work. I was both fascinated and inspired by this idea and contacted Bren to talk about doing Smile Shanghai. Bren was excited about the idea and shipped some paintings to Cleveland to Rebecca's parents who brought them to Shanghai during their visit in November. Bren only asked that I take some photos of the distribution. My Mandarin teacher helped me translate the English and, voila, below you can find photos of the distribution. I knew I would enjoy taking the photos, but I wasn't prepared for how exhilarating it was to leave free art around town, especially in China, where one can not take art for granted.


More to come soon including: visits from Mom's and Dad's, Amazing and random encounters with Blake and James, How to make a custom wood crafts in Shanghai, Mr. Gu gets email and a puppy, and many more. Order now.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Pros & Cons List of Beijing Olympics and Lauren arrives to Shanghai!

Pros
  • Amazing architecture
  • Cheap food and drink! ($0.50 for water, $0.75 for beer)
  • Cheap taxis (usually $2-$4 per ride, no tipping)
  • Reasonably priced official gear ($15 polo)
  • All birds nest seats covered (so rain wasn't an issue for spectators) but plenty of sunshine
  • Clean
  • Efficient and rapid security at main gate
  • Affordable original ticket prices ($9-$100)
  • With a ticket to a venue one could hang out inside the Olympic Green all day
  • Very friendly atmosphere - Chinese and foreigners
  • Commonly saw and met athletes and/or their families
  • Easy access to Today Show!
  • Eager, friendly, English speaking volunteers at China Mobile and Visa info booths located everywhere
  • Chinese people happy to take a photo OF you and even yell at people to get out of the background of the photo
  • Chinese people eager to take photos WITH you (people lined up to take photos with us, we were like celebrities, but really, it's just because we're white)
  • FREE rolling carts at airports (not just Beijing) makes for smooth luggage transportation for the masses
  • Tasty bread/egg/chive breakfast for $1 near our hotel

Yummy Beijing flat bread specialty

Cons
  • Not enough vendors
  • No public shaded space
  • No public sitting areas
  • Only 1 taxi stand for entire Olympic Green
  • Taxi stand 1 mile from venues
  • Clean at any expense (citizens removed/displaced...jailed?)
  • No permits for protester 'area' granted by China
  • Far too few trash cans
  • Impractical/dangerous self heating meals at vendors
  • Ran out of everything - food, drink, and souvenirs
  • Scalpers asking $1100 for a $9 ticket and getting mad at our $100 counter)
  • China booing Japan during the woman's football match
  • Items purchased from Official Olympic Store not allowed in some venues as they may be thrown onto the field
  • No restaurants or shopping outside Olympic Green
  • Many food street vendors removed
  • Chinese people not so good at taking pictures in focus

My sister arrived today! Off to show her China!

Mr. Gu welcomes Lauren at the Pudong Airport

The Prices Take The Washington Post


(this is our photo, it's not in the paper, see story for significance)


Rebecca and I were in today's (Sunday's) Washington Post! Can someone get one for us? Here is the article:

In Beijing, Tourists Are Dazzled, Daunted
Many Express Uneasiness About Atmosphere of Control
By Jill Drew
Washington Post Foreign Service
Sunday, August 24, 2008; Page A12

BEIJING, Aug. 23 -- Eager to share his excitement at being in the middle of Beijing's Olympic splendor, Aaron Price pressed toward the railing of the open-air set of NBC's "Today" show here Friday night, hoping the live broadcast would beam his face and his "Aaron, Rebecca, China" sign to friends and family back in New Jersey.

"I won't forget the Beijing Olympics," said Price, 29, as the illuminated girders of the Bird's Nest national stadium glowed red and silver behind him alongside the iridescent blue Water Cube aquatics center. "I'm unlikely to see another nation come to maturity like China has with this Olympics."

Ask tourists about the Beijing Olympics, and many will gush about clearer-than-expected skies, efficient transportation, sparkling venues, gracious volunteers and generous fans -- all welcome words to Communist Party officials, who had buffed the city to an unprecedented shine so it could show a friendly face to the world. But "friendly" is not the only word many of the same tourists use to describe their main impressions as they roam around Beijing. Power, artifice, intimidation: Those are also common.

"It's like success at any cost," said Price's wife, Rebecca. "They're really staging this. It's really choreographed. It's not sustainable."

Rachel Santana, 31, from Sao Paulo, Brazil, talked about her visit to the Forbidden City, the former home to emperors in the heart of Beijing. "It was wonderful," she said. "But there's a lot that is fake. It's lost a lot of its unique character."

The Chinese never tried to hide how much a "successful" Olympics meant to them, which they defined, in part, as one unblemished by reality. Attempts at protest were quashed; unsightly houses were bulldozed or hidden behind new fences draped with banners; restaurants were told to remove dog meat from menus. Many tourists have been all too cognizant of what is going on. In some cases, they recoiled from Chinese efforts at control, such as the legions of overeager volunteer squads, always smiling but often firmly preventing tourists from going places they want to go.

"It's very oppressive here," complained John Janssens, 34, as the Brussels native sat in a square on the Olympic Green, eating takeout spicy noodles before heading to the Bird's Nest for a hurdles final. "They make too much effort to make everything perfect."

Mark Wilson, a 25-year-old technology consultant from London, said he had expected the Chinese would be friendly but had not expected to feel the same pressure to be nice. "I constantly get the feeling that I shouldn't say anything that could be a slur against China. I feel a lot of pressure to 'get' the image," Wilson said. "I'd like to come back after the Olympics and see what it's really like."

Not everyone expressed unease about the ubiquitous sense of control -- evident even in the Games' extravagant Opening Ceremonies -- or the focus on security and stability. "People respect a strong central government," said Santana's husband, Rafael, who has traveled to China several times for business. "If Brazil had a stronger central government, we'd probably avoid a lot of anarchy, like robberies and people being kidnapped."

Santana, 36, said the Olympics are helping China better connect with other countries. "A lot of people who wouldn't come to China will consider it now," he predicted.

Janssens agreed that hosting the Olympics was good for the world and for China. "It does bring the country into the fold of the international community," he said.

Charles Benjamin Sutton, 23, from Salt Lake City, laughed with a friend as the two waited in a long line at the Badaling section of the Great Wall on Wednesday afternoon. Chinese paramilitary guards and police had just closed off a portion of the wall, without saying why, blocking a return path for thousands of hikers. The uniformed officials stood in silent lines, refusing to answer questions or let anyone past. Instead, they pointed everyone to the line Sutton and his friend were in, waiting for roller coaster-like cars to take them sliding down the hill, now the only way back to the main parking lot.

An Olympic theme song played in an incessant loop over loudspeakers mounted on light poles, which were also bristling with surveillance cameras. "Beijing welcomes you," the song begins.

But instead of singing along in Chinese, "Beijing huan ying ni," Sutton's friend mouthed, "Beijing's watching me" as he glanced up into a camera.

Sutton said that he was enjoying the Olympics but that some experiences in China had left him bewildered. On a group tour of the Ming Tombs, where 13 Ming Dynasty emperors are buried about 30 miles north of Beijing, his guide told the group that many of the relics had been destroyed during the Cultural Revolution, a decade of violent upheaval that ended in 1976 after the death of Communist China's founder, Mao Zedong.

"I asked her, 'How could someone burn their own history?' " Sutton said. "She became very uncomfortable. She told me I wouldn't understand. She didn't try to explain."

That unwillingness to dip into sensitive areas is starting to color Aaron Price's own behavior, he said as he and Rebecca left the NBC set. The couple had moved to Shanghai in April for Rebecca's job, and Aaron, something of a rule-breaker back in New Jersey, said he was now heeding advice his mother-in-law had given him before they left the States.

"She said, 'Aaron, if the Chinese police say no, listen,' " Price said. "I'm listening. I feel it. I don't even think about pushing things here."

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Aaron Kissed by Meredith Vieira of The Today Show and More!

After we watched some of the NBC Today Show, we started chatting with a very nice woman who turned out to be Jill Drew, a Washington Post reporter who then interviewed us about our experience in China. Check out here work here:

Jill Drew, Washington Post

After, we headed over to the huge fountain near the water cube. We didn't know it, but that's where the Today Show was to end the broadcast for the week. Rebecca and I were playing in the fountain with the American flag when they came over and during the final minute of the show Meredith Vieira held part of the flag and hugged and kissed me! It was hilarious! All spontaneous! Then we ran through the fountain holding the flag above our heads. It was a lot of fun. From what I've found online our "AaroN ReBecca China" sign (made with "N B C") made it into the broadcast several times as well. Here is a clip of the big moment and some other fun pics:




NBC Today Show clip: Aaron kissed and hugged!





Us, our flag, and sign




Rebecca holding a silver medal of one of the water polo woman





US Woman's football good medalists at the Today Show studio




Aaron talking to Jill Drew of the Washington Post




Bec running through the fountain being taped by Anthony from NY, a Today Show cameraman for 30 years!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Re: Fridays Today Show

Aaron ran thru the water fountain with Meredith Viera and our American flag at the end of the show. She hugged and kissed him!!! Hilarious. :)

Sorry for over blogging.

Fridays Today Show

If you can, watch the Today Show this morning (the earlier the better: 7-8am). Aaron and I are waiting outside NBC studios on the Olympic Green. We are both wearing blue stripped shirts, and I have a red hat on. We have our American flag (full sized) taped to the fence (next to the Longhorn sign). We are standing right behind the newsdesk. Hopefully we'll be on!

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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Olympics: From the Inside, a few quick thoughts....




Security: Surprisingly efficient and orderly (I say surprisingly because the previous experiences I've had with lines -- airports, getting into a basketball game, etc. there was no such thing as a line - just a mad push to the front). Queues were to show your tickets (which are extremely high-tech, each have an electronic chip inside), then you scan your ticket on a computer screen - and a camera takes your photo at the same tim e- and then the queue to go thru the medal detector. The staff had their English down pat, and all the spectators, foreign and Chinese nationals waited patiently (the whole process was about 10 minutes). The worst part of the whole thing was that we brought a few bottles of water, but they weren't allowed in. So Aaron and I chugged what we had before we got in. I thought...."I hope the toilets are nice!" (See below for follow-up)

Birdsnest: Ranks in the top 3 of the nicest, cleanest public bathrooms I've been in China. We're talking Western toilets (aka seat vs squat), toilet paper (vs BYO-TP), soap, paper towels, the works! Rather than my usual hold-til-i-burst routine, which leaves me feeling ok about the nastiness because I have to pee so badly, I took advantage of these facilities twice during our 3 hour Track and Field event.


Birdsnest: Surprisingly inexpensive. 2 bottles of water, 2 ice creams = $1.50

Birdnest: The seats are for tiny-tushies. Or maybe for a pre-school. Or maybe the av
erage Asian ass. Either way, the seats were quite cozy for our American buns.

When you have a ticket to an event, you are allowed into the area of the Birdsnest and Watercube. The only thing for sale inside is food/beverages. And even still, there are not a ton of these vendors. You'd think there would be all sorts of vendors selling overpriced Olympic paraphernalia.

The Olympic paraphernalia is located in official Olympic stores all over Beijing. While ridiculously crowded (gotta sharpen your elbows to hang with the pushing), it is also surprisingly affordable. $15 for a cotton, polo with the Olympic logo.

Events: extremely high energy at the stadium. Whenever a Chinese athlete was long-jumping or javelin throwing, the crowd would explode. Also, sitting a few rows in front of us was Anna Goodale, US gold medalist for rowing (she was wearing her medal which was REALLY cool). She was completely mobbed by the Chinese. She seemed happy to soak up with papparazzi for a while, but stealthy escaped after about 15 min.

Water-Fountains: in the public space between the Birdsnest and the Watercube are big open water fountains that are choreographed to music. The fountains are not separated from the walking area so anybody can walk thru the water. It was quite a scene, from little kids stripped down to their skivvies, to parents wrapping their kids in raincoats to stay dry. It was a wonderful way to bring children together from all over the world, bonded by the giggles of the feeling of water spraying up their shorts!!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Olympics.... We've arrived

Our first pics from Beijing.... If you look closely, you can see the Olympic torch in the Birdsnest.

The entire area is fenced off. Only ticket holders can enter (our tickets begin tomorrow). Outside the fence, tons of people, like us, are walking around, admiring the buildings, and taking photos. There are a lot of Chinese guys trying to sell tickets.... We aren't sure if they are real or fake. Surprisingly, few official vendors... Just some random people selling tshirts and Chinese flags.

The buildings are as amazing in person as they appear on TV.

More to come. Tomorrow from the inside!!

By the way, I figured out how to post to the blog directly from my phone. Pretty cool!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

The Mall at....

We're packing now to head to the Olympics tomorrow where Michael Phelps made history! Hopefully the 2nd week will bring more excitement for the USA!

In the meantime, you'll be pleased to know that even in Shanghai, we're really not too far from home. The other day we passed the annex to my hometown mall, conveniently located next to Macy's! They almost had me fooled until I realized there weren't dueling Hammacher Schlemmer and Brookstone stores, no shirtless male models standing in front of Abercrombie & Fitch, and no giant fountain to receive my good luck pennies. And, OBVIOUSLY, it's The Mall at Short Hills.







Go USA!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Taking a bird for a bike ride

After our trip to the US ("BTD" (blog-to-do)), I brought my rollerblades with me back to Shanghai. Yesterday, I rollerbladed around Shanghai for the first time. It was awesome, including the smog and 95 degree (35 celcius here) heat. First of all, I was like a mini-celebrity. Everyone of all ages starred at me. They're not really used to seeing a Westerner in the "bike lanes" (a term that only loosely defines the real function of the lane) and they're definitely not used to seeing anyone on rollerblades. Many people pulled up next to me on their bikes and scooters and smiled or said hello - some in English, some in Mandarin. I had a few friendly impromptu races with some of the bikers as well. I saw the city from a different perspective than from the backseat of Mr. Gu's car, or even walking around. Unfortunately, I didn't have my camera with me because the highlight of the trip was seeing an older woman on her even older bike with an even older wooden bird cage WITH A BIRD IN IT! strapped to the front of her handlebars, like you would see a basket on the front of the bike in the US. By the way she was acting, I really don't think she was transporting the bird from store to home. I'm fairly certain she was taking the bird out for a ride. It would have made a great photo, but it will just have to live on in my imagination. Amidst the chaos of the buses and vegetable carts is a woman taking a pleasant afternoon bike ride with her bird! Sidenote: While you may think that your Grandfather's old dusty dirty clanky two-speed Schwinn is worthless, it's considered a prime jewel in China. When bikes go to die, they head to China. Bikes must think, "who needs botox when we've got China?" All of the the bikes here are filthy and look like they were just salvaged from a place with LOTS of spiderwebs. But, they are 100% functional and many people here ride 2-people (or more) to a bike, with someone sitting on the back rails, if female, often in a skirt. How they manage not to get their feet or clothing mangled into the gears or the spokes is source of constant amazement. They also don't sweat. I was absolutely soaked when I got home and these guys are biking around in suits, manage not to need those silly plastic ties that prevent your pant legs from getting greasy, and need only a dab of the brow to be ready for work. No wonder Johnson and Johnson needs Rebecca here - no baby powder is needed!


Sunday, August 10, 2008

International Glasses City

After reading the New Yorker article entitle "Buy Shanghai," given to us by my father, I learned about the apparent prescription and sunglass market under the city's old train station. I told Mr. Gu of our interest in visiting and he said no such market existing under the old train station, but that he knew just where to take us. Twenty-five minutes later, nestled among what is known as "Old Shanghai," with prostitution, drugs, and small buildings seemingly held up by bubble gum, we arrived at a giant shopping center labeled "International Glasses City." Inside the building were literally hundreds, maybe thousands?!, of booths selling just about every style of glasses/sunglasses known to man. There must have been millions of pairs of glasses here. Run by Chinese with limited English-speaking skills, we hit upon a true Chinese gem, where most foreigners do not venture. We started on the first floor and made our way up to the fourth floor, each corridor overflowing with long glass display booths of frames. Mostly they were very good direct copies of known brands, but there are also many Chinese counterparts, like Lier & Vuidun for Louie Vuitton, Naike for Nike, and Kuci for Gucci. With names as conspicuous as that, it's a miracle our sleuth skills were able to connect the dots to the real names!

Eyesight must be horrible in Shanghai. Otherwise, I don't know how these vendors could possibly stay in business. It's as if we took all of the eyeglass centers for all of New Jersey and put them in one building. If they could just work together and scatter themselves all across the 18 millions residents of Shanghai, surely they would all do well. I recalled an economics lesson on why gas stations and hot dog stands often end up next to each other. Here, a Princeton article summarizes the game theory nicely:

"Town planners agree the gas stations should be placed at one-quarter and three-quarter mile marks, so that no one in town has to drive more than a quarter mile to fill up. And since residents are distributed evenly along Main Street, both stations would share exactly half the business in town. But try explaining that to the station owners. The owner who should build at the one-quarter mile mark knows people at his end of town will never go to the competing station because it's too far away. So he'd want to build closer to the center of town to dip into his competitor's mid-town market. Of course, the other owner is equally wily, and he, too, edges his station closer to the center of town. Game theory tells us — and an astute business sense dictates — that the two gas stations will both end up on the same corner in the exact center of Main Street. The equilibrium solution of the gas station game is clearly not the most efficient. While the stations still share half the town's business, people on the edge of town have to drive farther to get gas under equilibrium than under the town planners' solution."

Anyway, back to our L&V's. While Eden seems to get great pleasure from the look of my adult-sized glasses on her toddler-sized head, her playtime with my glasses has occasionally left them a bit mangled and not quite crystal clear. I'm aware of the consequences, but who could say no?! That, combined with my desire to keep my glasses case-free in my pants pocket or dangling from my shirt neck, makes for a short lifespan...not to mention when my airplane seat crushed them on it's way back to a full and upright position. While Rebecca only wears glasses to bed, we both decided it was time for an upgrade. Her 1992 style isn't cutting it any more. At each booth, once we each decided on a general style, the shop owner would keep bringing more and more of that type that you barely had enough time to try on a pair, before the next set was eagerly placed in front of you. They were all very helpful (quickly telling you when a style was no good "boo how," very good "hun how!," or the occasional "how," just okay) and patient, though I imagine that is a prerequisite in this type of business. In many cases, we just didn't like the selection and moved on, but usually with a parting smile. Half of the time the vendors were just excited to have an English speaking American in their booth and communication makes for funny exchanges (many times we would draw a large group of 3-5 people, all trying to help us), even though Mr. Gu came inside to help us with the translation. (His English is getting STRONG!) He also tried on some glasses and we decided he should be the next Chinese Harry Potter. His reaction, "No Chinese Harry Potter... Fat Chinese Harry Potter!"

After looking at glasses for over 5 hours, I left with two pairs. The first, a rimless set: extremely lightweight and their elastic Eden-proof hinge-free frames can be pulled and twisted in opposite directions and manage to spring back into their original state every time. The second, a kind of retro thick black frame: a good fashion addition to any wardrobe. Rebecca chose a very cool set of half-rimless glasses that she won't be so shy to wear out of the house. Once we decided on the frames, they took our old glasses and put them in a modern machine that read the prescription. When I expressed that my glasses might be a little dated, but that I didn't have my most recent prescription with me, the vendor opened what I thought was a closet door to reveal a hallway with an eye exam machine positioned exactly the right distance away from the eyechart taped to the wall. He checked my eyes and in fact, one eye needed .25 more than my old glasses, which is what I thought I remembered from my last eye exam in the US. Rebecca went through the same exam, though her prescription stayed the same. After some haggling, we agreed to about $30 for each set - frames and the best lenses they offered - and placed our order. No more than 30 minutes later they were ready. I don't know what brand we really ended up with, but I'll bet they are all from the same factory - Naike and Nike. Besides Rebecca's unfortunate experience with WC's that had been sitting unflushed since the Ming Dynasty, we'd recommend the International Glasses City to any visitor to Shanghai.